Coached By: EZ K. Yell
| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Foul Fishbreath | Dwarf Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block,Guard,Strip Ball,Thick Skull | | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 23 | 80000 |
| 2 | Merrily Unconscious | Dwarf Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block,Guard,Mighty Blow,Piling On,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 2 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 55 | 80000 |
| 3 | Acme Anvil | Dwarf Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass,Sure Hands,Thick Skull | | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 80000 |
| 4 | Running Forlife | Dwarf Runner | 8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | +ma,+ma,Dodge,Sure Hands,Thick Skull | | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 35 | 80000 |
| 5 | Jesus Jones | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block,Dauntless,Dodge,Frenzy,Mighty Blow,Stand Firm,Sure Feet,Thick Skull | n,n | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 7 | 67 | 90000 |
| 6 | Softy Granite | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Guard,Stand Firm,Tackle,Thick Skull | n | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 27 | 70000 |
| 7 | Pick Asunder | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Guard,Stand Firm,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 27 | 70000 |
| 8 | Laz Zer | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Dauntless,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 70000 |
| 9 | Blas Ter | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Guard,Mighty Blow,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 19 | 70000 |
| 10 | Ferdinand Krafty | Longbeard | 4 | 4 | 1 | 9 | +st,Block,Guard,Kick,Mighty Blow,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 5 | 55 | 70000 |
| 11 | Flinflon Hammer | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Guard,Mighty Blow,Stand Firm,Tackle,Thick Skull | n | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 32 | 70000 |
| 12 | Right Said Fred | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block,Dauntless,Dodge,Frenzy,Mighty Blow,Multiple Block,Pro,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 7 | 96 | 90000 |
| 13 | Voicing my Concern | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 70000 |
| 15 | FourKarter Pounder | Longbeard | 3 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Guard,Mighty Blow,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 27 | 70000 |
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| Team Name: | Screaming Midgets | Re-Rolls: | 6 |
| Race: | Dwarf | Fan Factor: | 10 |
| Team Rating: | 255 | Assistant Coaches: | 3 |
| Treasury: | 74125 | Cheerleaders: | 3 |
| Coach: | EZ K. Yell | Apothecary: | Yes |